julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part
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apart from the fact that 60 people agreed to stab him and he only had 23 stab wounds
Sounds about right
At least they all showed up on presentation day 💁🏼
I refer to my child as a “Bob Ross baby” because he was a happy accident.
Take birth control and stop breastfeeding or get knocked up before I’m ready to. Lol. I hate this 🙃
Also hydrocodone does nothing for me. Bags of ice bring more relief than this crap.
I’m staying at my parents because I just had surgery. I have some hydrocodone. My mom just said “You’ve got to keep these out of sight, I’ll explain to you when you’re older” as if I don’t already know about my stepdad’s former prescription drug problem. I’m also 26, so idk how old one must be before they’re privy to such information lol
What I learned today:
4 out of 5 elderly people will not hold the door open for you, even though you’re clearly struggling with an infant car seat and can barely open the door. 3 out of 5 of those people won’t step to the side and will expect you to hold the door for them.
Unexpected things about giving birth:
So. Much. Liquid.
Perfectly normal to shake uncontrollably.
Epidural can make your face itch (not an allergic reaction, so it’s all good)
My husband says: the smells.
Send positive thoughts my way. And vibes that induce labor
It is not fear that stops you from doing the brave and true thing in your daily life. Rather, the problem is avoidance. You want to feel comfortable so you avoid doing or saying the thing that will evoke fear and other difficult emotions. Avoidance will make you feel less vulnerable in the short run but, it will never make you less afraid.
(via yesdarlingido)
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